I'd Like To Be A Jellyfish, 'cause

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

Searching Is Half The Fun: Life Is Much More Manageable When Thought Of As A Scavenger Hunt As Opposed To A Surprise Party.

We're Wanted Men, We'll Strike Again, But First Let's Have A Beer.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault

Back To My Childhood Where Those Monsters Reside. They Snack On Innocence And Dine On Self Esteem.