I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With

I Have An Idea For Sweatshops: Air Conditioning! That's Simple. 14 Year Old Boys Working Twelve Hour Days? "yeah, But They're Comfortable!"

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.

The Only Way I Could Get My Old Cd Into Stores Is If I Took One In And Leave It. "sir, You Forgot This." "no, I Did Not. That Is For Sale. Please Alphabetize It."