I'd Hate To Be A Giraffe With

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For Ground Beef.

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.

I Wish My Name Was Brian Because Maybe Sometimes People Would Misspell My Name And Call Me Brain. That's Like A Free Compliment And You Don't Even Gotta Be Smart To Notice It.

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.