I'd Be Hard-pressed To Think Of Anybody

I Don't Do Drugs. If I Want A Rush I Just Stand Up When I'm Not Expecting It.

It Should Not Be An Act Of Social Disobedience To Light A Cigarette. Unless You're Actually A Doctor Working At An Incubator.

You Exaggerate Your Own Reactions.

Lots Of Comics Try Stuff Out All Year Round, Which Is Very Sensible - I Don't.

Religion Is The Yeast Of Death Cakes. It Is The Most Awful Agent On A Vulnerable Mind. It's The Refuge Of Alienated And Lonely People. It's What People Had Before Television. It Yokes People Together Into An Imaginary World. It Is Just People Talking To Their Imaginary Friends, At Length. I Wouldn't Mind, But Some Of The People Are World Leaders.