You Learn Very Very Quickly That It

If You're A Comic, You Don't Have A Rehearsal Room; You Rehearse On Stage. My Main Concern Is Remembering Everything. I've Written Lots Of Material, But How Do You Memorise 90 Minutes? That's One Hell Of A Long Speech. I've Always Had Problems With That.

I Don't Go Around Thinking Of Myself As A Great Anything.

Go And Lie Down In The Dark... For Hours... And Don't Move. I'm Locking The Door Now

Showing Off Seemed To Me To Be A Highly Valuable And Necessary Activity When I Was 20.

You're Supposed To Eat The Cows. They're Great Big Lumbering Stupid Things - They'd Be Everywhere If We Didn't Eat Them.