I Wouldnt Want To Be Remembered As

At This Time Of Year It's Easy To Forget The True Meaning Of Christianity - The Lies, The Corruption, The Abuse.

I’ve Learnt From Experience That A Painting Isn’t Finished When You Put Down Your Brush – That’s When It Starts. The Public Reaction Is What Supplies Meaning And Value. Art Comes Alive In The Arguments You Have About It.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Keen To Put The Details Of Their Private Life In Public; They Forget That Invisibility Is A Superpower.

When He Time Comes To Leave, Just Walk Away Quietly And Don't Make Any Fuss.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.