At This Time Of Year It's Easy

I Just Wanna Make The World A Better-looking Place. If You Don't Like It, You Can Paint Over It!

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

There Are Four Basic Human Needs; Food, Sleep, Sex And Revenge.

I Think Its Pretty Clear That Film Is The Pre-eminent Art Form Of Our Age. If Michaelangelo Or Leonardo Da Vinci Were Alive Today They’d Be Making Avatar, Not Painting A Chapel. Film Is Incredibly Democratic And Accessible, It’s Probably The Best Option If You Actually Want To Change The World, Not Just Re-decorate It.