I Wouldn't Say That Holidays Are Manufactured

I Think The 'south Park' Guys Are Brilliant.

The Truly Revolutionary Promise Of Our Nation's Founding Document Is The Freedom To Pursue Happiness-with-a-capital-h.

I Think Astrology Is Annoying Bullshit-which Is So Libra Of Me

I Feel Like I'm A Compassionate Guy, But I Also Feel If Somebody's Grip On Life Or Sanity Is So Tenuous That A Joke In An Advice Column That Usually Is Nothing But Jokes Pushes Them Over The Edge, Then If Not Me, It Would Have Been A Leaf Blowing Past Them That Did It, Or Something Else. You Almost Have To Feel That Way, Doing This.

You Know, My Problem Is I Cant Say No To People, Especially People Who Want To Write Me Checks To Do Things.