I Think Abortion Should Be Mandatory For

I Don't Write About My Life In My Column.

I Waver Between A Cop-out Agnostic And Principled Atheism

So While Gun Owners Are Always Saying That Owning Guns Is About Defending Freedom, The Only Freedom Gun Owners Seem Interested In Defending With Their Guns Is The Freedom To Defend Their Freedom To Own Guns.

A Certain Tiny Percentage Of Everyone Is Gay.

Kids Are Like Heroin, A Little Heroin Addiction. When It’s Bad, You’ve Never Been So Miserable, But When It’s Good You’ve Never Been So High.