I Would Think Beer And Football Go

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

I Love Watching People Be Totally Committed In A Very Real Way To Stupid Situations. I Find It's Not So Much Trying To Be Funny, It's Trying To Be Real In A Messed Up Context. That's Comedy To Me.

Now We Have Food Networks And Everything. Cnn Was The Beginning Of All Of That.