I Would Think Beer And Football Go

If You Set Up An Environment Where Failing Is Encouraged Then You Want To Try Everything. It's Obviously The Best Way To Work.

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

I Built A Jail In My Closet And I Would Incarcerate My Family From Time To Time.

Members Of The Senate And House, If They Want To Send Troops Into War, Should Be Forced To Send A Family Member. That Would Really Make Everyone Stop And Go, 'ohhh-kaaay.'