I Would Think Beer And Football Go

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I Have Only Been Funny About Seventy Four Per Cent Of The Time. Yes I Think That Is Right. Seventy-four Per Cent Of The Time.

I Don't Really Have Aspirations To Be Tom Hanks.

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.

What’s The Point Of Being Bad When There’s Nothing Good To Stop You?