Why Not Work With Your Friends? It's

Members Of The Senate And House, If They Want To Send Troops Into War, Should Be Forced To Send A Family Member. That Would Really Make Everyone Stop And Go, 'ohhh-kaaay.'

I Hate When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like. It Was Born 15 Minutes Ago, It Looks Like A Potato

I Often Don't Think A Lot About The Ramifications Of Anything I Do.

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

I Grew Up In An Entertainment Family, And So I Saw How Susceptible You Are To The Ups And Downs Of This Business.