I Would Start A Revolution, But I

People Are Trying To Prove Things. And I Probably Have That. I Probably Do. Probably Guilty Of It, In A Way.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

My Stand-up Is More Like How I Am In Real Life. I Don't Really Do A Character Thing In Stand-up. It's Just A Bunch Of Sentences That Are Supposed To Be Funny.

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'