I Would Start A Revolution, But I

But Comedy Is Like Music, It Appeals To Some People. Some People Like Creed, Those People Are Usually Pretty Stupid. But They Probably Also Like Carrot Top. I Would Say That They're Part Of The Same Ilk.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country Trio Called The Chixie Dicks.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.