I Would Lose Straight Away If I

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.

I've Masturbated Like 5 Times In The Last 24 Hours... It Hurts... It's Going To Fall Off.

They Say Einstein Died While He Was Still Trying To Figure Out Gravity. I Think I'm Going To Die Still Trying To Figure Out Some Of The Things About Blink.

I Might Be A Dork, But I Don't Want To Be A Jerk.

But Those Guys (on 'idol') Will Never Be Known For Defining A Generation Of Young Suburbanites Like (blink) Did.