I Try Not To Tune In To

There Is Nothing We Can't Do. So It's Just The Fact That We're Doing Topics Like That That Other People, Especially Network Tv, Won't Touch, That We're Satirists.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

No, Writing Musicals Is The Hardest Thing In The World. And It Was Really Funny, Because I Remember When The South Park Movie Came Out, There Were Some Critics That Said, 'well It's Obvious That In Order To Get It To Be 90 Minutes They Filled Some Time With Music.'

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

Even From The Very Beginning, I Didn't Put Any Money In The Stock Market.