I Try Not To Tune In To

Hippies, Hippies... They Want To Save The World But All They Do Is Smoke Pot And Play Frisbee!

I Would Let My Kids Watch This Stuff Way Before I'd Let Them Watch Something Like 'full House' That I Think Would Make Them Stupid.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

I Grew Up With The Religion Of 'star Wars,' Frankly. That's When I Realized There Is Something Bigger Out There... And It's Called The Force.