I Grew Up With The Religion Of

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

To Me, Every Episode Is Like A Song, And Every Season Is Like An Album. There's That Part Of The Day When You First Get The Idea And You Say, "this Could Be Really Funny." And You Sit Down And You Write It. There's Just Something That Happens There That Doesn't Happen When You Really Give It A Lot Of Time Beforehand.

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'