I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold And Subtract It From My Age. I Don't Count That Time As Really Living. I Spend More And More Time On Hold Each Year. By The Time I Die, I'm Going To Be Quite Young.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.