I Work Out Like A Maniac And

I Work Out Like A Maniac And I Spray Tan A Lot. Genetics Were Kind, But I Work Very Hard.

We Do Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice. We Host Orgies On Our Trampoline, Every Other Sunday. You Didn't Get Our Twitter Feed On That? I'm Really Sorry! And Then, Every Once In Awhile, We Run Through The City And Drain People And Drink Their Blood. It's Really Very Romantic.

You Find Happiness Where You Find It.

I'm Drawn To Doing Interesting Stuff At Work. And Some Of The Time With The Supernatural, You Get To Do Really Crazy, Fun Things. But I'm Not A Big Genre-fantasy Gal, Particularly.

I Think, Generally, Most People Can't Maintain Anything That's Particularly Strict For Very Long. I Watch People Trying And Failing To Do That A Lot.