I Think It's An Amazing Quality To

Stubborn People Get Themselves In A Lot Of Trouble, But They Also Get Things Done.

We Do Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice. We Host Orgies On Our Trampoline, Every Other Sunday. You Didn't Get Our Twitter Feed On That? I'm Really Sorry! And Then, Every Once In Awhile, We Run Through The City And Drain People And Drink Their Blood. It's Really Very Romantic.

People Are Incredibly Literal Sometimes In How They View You. You Have Dark Hair And Pale Skin? You Must Be Brooding. The Second You Dye Your Hair Blond And Get A Spray Tan, People Treat You As If You're A Bit Stupider And Happier.

It's Great To Have The Freedom To Enjoy Your Work And Not Feel Like You're Leaving Your Other Life Behind.

If I Don't Do Laundry Today, I'm Gonna Have To Buy New Clothes Tomorrow.