Don't Try To Be A Hero. Try

If I Stay Healthy, I Have A Chance To Collect 3,000 Hits And 1,000 Errors.

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

I Could Have Played Another Year, But I Would Have Been Playing For The Money, And Baseball Deserves Better Than That.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.