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Showing Up Every Day Isn't Enough. There Are A Lot Of Guys Who Show Up Every Day Who Shouldn't Have Showed Up At All.

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

People Say, 'gee, You Do A Lot Of Mafia Movies.' I Think I've Done Two, Out Of 60.

I Always Thought Of Myself As Some Sort Of Athlete Until I Started Playing Golf A Couple Years Ago.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.