My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player.

Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. But When You Walk Into A Party, You Don't See Somebody's Brain. The Initial Contact Has To Be The Sniffing.

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

I've Never Been Difficult To Anybody Or With Anybody On A Picture. Especially When You're In That Nice Status Of Hierarchy Of Actors And Actresses Who Get To Approve Directors. Because Once You Make That Choice, It's My Belief That The Director's Boss.

Saving A Letter From An Old Friend Doesn't Exist Anymore. Everything Is Texted Or Emailed.