I Wonder Is Illiterate People Know The

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?

Golf Is The Ultimate Avoidance Activity For The Dysfunctional Dad. A Game So Nonsensically Difficult, So Pointless, So Irrationally Time Consuming, The Word Golf Itself Can Only Stand For ‘get Out, Leave Family.’

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.

There's Nothing More Fun Than Entertaining Kids.

I Feel Like Humor Is The Answer To Everything. If You Have A Little Bit Of Humor In The Shaker And You Can Sprinkle That On, That's Your Answer.