I Wish People Would Just Like Me

Don't Date The Captain Of The Football Team; Be The Captain Of The Football Team.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

Songs Need To Have A Secret, Cryptic, Thematic Thing About Them, Otherwise They Are Just Messy And All Over The Place.

For People Considering Suicide, It Is Bullshit. Endure The Moment.