For People Considering Suicide, It Is Bullshit.

Only Dumb People Are Happy.

Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls Aren't Real

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

I Like All The Angels Around Because They Protect Me And My Daughter. I Mean, Her Dad's An Angel.

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