Cocaine Is Like Really Evil Coffee.

The Road Of Rock And Roll (much Like Life) Is Littered With Broken Dreams And Death. And It's Our Job To Overcome These And To Survive.

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.

My Daughter Is An Angel On Earth, So When I See Her It All Goes Away. I See Her And - Phew! - All That Dark Goes Away Pretty Much.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.

Don't Date The Captain Of The Football Team; Be The Captain Of The Football Team.