I Wish I Was One Of Those

When I First Started Going To Portland, People Told Me About Stumptown. They Were Like 'oh, It's The Best Coffee,'and I Thought, 'how Good Could It Really Be?' I'm Like, 'sure, Great, Uh... I'd Love To See It.' But Then When I Went, It Truly, I Am Not Kidding, Is The Best Coffee I Have Ever Had.

I Think I Was A Terrible Husband, I Think I'm A Terrible Boyfriend.

My Father Came From Germany. My Mom Came From Venezuela. My Father's Culturally German, But His Father Was Japanese.

I Was Raised In New York And Spent Two Years In Rio. My Parents Met At The University Of Southern Mississippi, And They Had Me There, And Then We Moved To New York. I'm Not Very Familiar With Mississippi.

I Started Comedy In Like 1998.