I Can Turn On The Radio Right

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

You’ve Got To Be Prepared For The Names They Are Going To Call You Compared To Your Male Peers… You Will Be A Floozy And A Slattern. He Will Be Virile And A Ladies’ Man. You Will Be A Freakshow, A Retching Wretch, A Sloppy Drunk. He Will Be Charismatic, Vainglorious, A Ferocious Drunk And Dionysian. You Will Be Indiscriminate And Desperate. He Will Be Generous, Tortured And Driven.

Movie Stars Are Supposed To Be Healthy. They're Kept Happy And Nutritionally Together.

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.