I Wish I Could End Every Rap

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes What I'm Doing When I'm Doing It.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.