I Wish Coke Was Still Cola And

Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody That's Got A Rational Mind.

When I Grew Up There Wasn't Air-conditioning Or Anything Of That Nature, And This Old Car Had A Wall Thickness Of About Ten Inches. So We Had A Little Warmer House In The Winter And A Little Cooler In The Summer.

I'm Proud To Be An Oakie From Muskogee, A Place Where Even Squares Can Have A Ball. We Still Wave Old Glory Down At The Courthouse And White Lightning's Still The Biggest Thrill Of All.

I've Always Known That I Was A Gifted Person. ... I've Always Felt Like I Would Be Punished, Severely, If I Didn't Continue To Make Use Of That Gift. It's Very Important That You Don't Let The Muscle Get Flabby. It's Really Hard, As An Old Human Being, To Press As Much Weight As You Pressed When You Were A Kid.

Willie Nelson's The One Who Told Me The Reason It Costs So Much To Get Divorced Is Because It's Worth It.