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It Sounds Like Something From A Woody Guthrie Song, But It's True; I Was Raised In A Freight Car.

If I Hear Another Line Dance Song I Think I'm Going To Puke.

It's Easier To Force Feed People Than It Is To Give 'em What They Want. It Makes More Money.

The One True Friend I Thought I'd Found, Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down.

My Second Wife Bonnie Owens And I Worked Together After We Divorced For A Period Of Maybe 20 Years. And I Managed To Stay Friends With Another Wife. And Then There's One That I Don't Mess With. Everybody's Got One Of Those.