I Will Never Use A Substitute For

I Feel Like 'embattled' Or 'disgraced' Will Always Follow My Name. It's Like That Black Football Player Who Recently Came Out.

I Know I Can Cook, But The Place Where I Cook... It's A Mess! I'm Very Disorganized.

There's Nothing Better Than Being Able To Give Your Children Wings So They Can Soar And Fly In The Direction They Want To Go In.

It’s Just What They Are — They’re Jokes…most Jokes Are About Jewish People, Rednecks, Black Folks…i Can’t Determine What Offends Another Person.

Down South, Even Our Vegetables Have Some Pig Hidden Somewhere In It. A Vegetable Isn't A Vegetable Without A Little Ham Hock.