I Will Never Understand How A Mother

Whenever I Meet A Pretty Girl, The First Thing I Look For Is Intelligence; Because If She Doesn't Have That, Then She’s Mine.

You Look Like You Deep Fry Your Hands Before You Bite Your Fingernails.

My Favorite Sport Is Football. I'm A Die Hard Steelers Fan. Favorite Players Were Hines Ward And Greg Lloyd.

Sure, Retarded Jokes Write Themselves. But The Spelling Is Always Way Off.

My Dad Was Amazing. He Raised Five Boys. All By Himself. Without The Rest Of Us Knowing.