I Went To The Missing Persons Bureau

Sometimes, When I Was Really Loaded, I'd Sit On The Floor And Sort Out Every Nut And Bolt In The House. It Was Just Sheer Insanity. And Often There'd Be Speed In The Cut, So I Was A Speed Freak, Too.

How Can It Be A Spy Satellite If They Announce On Television That It's A Spy Satellite?

You Become 21, You Turn 30, Then You're Pushing 40. Whoa! Put On The Brakes, It's All Slipping Away. Before You Know It, You Reach 50 And Your Dreams Are Gone.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

What Hair Color Do They Put On The Driver's Licenses Of Bald Men?