A Crumb Is A Great Thing: If

I Never Take Credit For Anything, Because It's Mostly Genetic To My Way Of Thinking. Even The Need To Work Hard With Some Genetic Talent You're Given - The Need To Go Out And Develop It, And Push Hard To Bring It To People.

Children Are Not Our Future, And I Can Prove It With My Usual, Flawless Logic. Children Can't Be Our Future, Because By The Time The Future Arrives, They Won't Be Children Anymore, So Blow Me!

I Don't Vote. We're Led To Believe We're Free Through The Exercise Of Ineffective Freedoms.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.