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I Went To The Bedroom And Lay On The Floor, So As Not To Mess Up The Covers.
-Miranda July
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I Went To The Bedroom And Lay
Miranda July
I Went To The Bedroom And Lay On The Floor, So As Not To Mess Up The Covers.
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