I Went To A Tent Store. "what

My Manager Said, "don't Use Liquor As A Crutch!" I Can't Use Liquor As A Crutch, Because A Crutch Helps Me Walk.

Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

If Spiderman Was Real, And I Was A Criminal, And He Shot Me With His Web, I Would Say, "dude, Thanks For The Hammock."

I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.