I Went To A Tent Store. "what

I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I Wanted To Whistle.

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Suitcase Handcuffed To My Wrist. That's Not A Full Joke There! It's Filler.