I Went Into A Clothing Store, And

To Some I Am Known As Chief. And These Are Usually People Who Work In Radio Shack Or Try To Sell Me Shoes. To Others I Am Known As Buddy. These Are People Who Dwell In Bars And Wonder If I’ve Got A Problem Or What It Is That I Am “looking At.” And To Still Others, Who Are In That Same Bar, Standing Just Off To The Side, I Am “get Him!"

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.