I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.

There Are Lots Of Things That I'd Like To Be, And Nice Just Doesn't Seem Good Enough.

Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.