I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit

Gay Guys Like A Certain Kind Of Woman. They Like A Flamboyant Woman That's Broken. They Like A Balls-to-the-wall Woman, Motherly But Not; Sexual But Not. Gay Guys Are Like This: They Either Love You Or They Don't Even Know You're On The Planet. Once You Have Them, You Have Them.

Women, Unlike Most Men, Are Able To Accept Mystery, Accept Whatever Comes To Them - Even If It's Not Logical.

Where's My White Collarless Shirt From Fred Segal? It's My Most Capable-looking Outfit!

What Am I Supposed To Do, Sit Around And Wait For You? Well I Can't Do That, And There's No Turning Back. I Need Time To Move On, I Need Love To Feel Strong. Cause I've Got Time To Think It Through, And Maybe I'm Too Good For You!

The Only Grounds For Divorce In California Are Marriage.