I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit

Sometimes You Have To Show A Little Skin. This Reminds Boys Of Being Naked, And Then They Think Of Sex.

In My Personal Life I'm Not Very Tough At All, But In My Professional Life, Having To Deal With Being A Woman In A Man's World, I'm Really Tough. I Never Back Down From A Fight Or An Argument. I'm Willing To Stand There Toe To Toe With Anyone.

I'm Scared To Death Of Being Poor. It's Like A Fat Girl Who Loses 500 Pounds But Is Always Fat Inside. I Grew Up Poor And Will Always Feel Poor Inside. It's My Pet Paranoia.

I Never Cared About Money. I'm Not Destined To Be A Rich Woman. I'm Destined To Be A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money And Never Has Any. I've Made Millions And Millions And Millions Of Dollars And I Just Spend It.

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.