I Wasn't Saying Whatever They're Saying I

He Laid It On George, Me And Our Wives Without Telling Us At A Dinner Party At His House. He Was A Friend Of George's, And Our Dentist At The Time. He Just Put It In Our Coffee Or Something. He Didn't Know What It Was, It Was Just, 'it's All The Thing,' With The Middle-class London Swingers. They Had All Heard About It And Didn't Know It Was Different From Pot Or Pills. And They Gave It To Us, And He Was Saying, 'i Advise You Not To Leave,' And We Thought He Was Trying To Keep Us For An Orgy In His House And We Didn't Want To Know.

We're More Popular Than Jesus Christ Now.

We've Got This Gift Of Love, But Love Is Like A Precious Plant. You Can't Just Accept It And Leave It In The Cupboard Or Just Think It's Going To Get On By Itself. You've Got To Keep Watering It. You've Got To Really Look After It And Nurture It.

Keep You Doped With Religion And Sex And Tv

The First Thing We Did Was To Proclaim Our Liverpoolness To The World, And Say 'it's All Right To Come From Liverpool And Talk Like This'. Before, Anybody From Liverpool Who Made It, Like Ted Ray, Tommy Handley, Arthur Askey, Had To Lose Their Accent To Get On The Bbc.