I Wasn't Much Good. When I Went

I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I Try To Run.

Well, My Career Choice Made A Difference Because I Never Would Have Met My Wife, Jenny. I Met Her Through Comedian Buddy Hackett. He Set Us Up On A Blind Date And Then We Got Married.

I Think There Are Still Words You Can't Use In Family Entertainment That You Can Use In A Sitcom Today.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

Cell Phones Have Gotten So Small, You Can't Tell Who's A Cell Phone User And Who's A Schizophrenic.