I Was Very Adept At Acquiring Languages.

I Wish To Please The People, But I Want To Make Them Cry, Perhaps. There, I Have Said It.

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

I Speak English, So I Am No Longer Cute. My Tongue Itches For French.

I Have Given Up Trying To Be Happy. It Is No Use An Leads To Nothing.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.