I Don't Want To Get Married, And

I Have Given Up Trying To Be Happy. It Is No Use An Leads To Nothing.

Whatever Success I May Have Attained Is Due To The Fact That Since I Was Old Enough To Work At All, My Ambition Has Never Deserted Me.

If I Get Married, I Think I'd Pick Out A Newspaperman Rather Than A Millionaire. A Newspaperman Is A Regular Fellow.

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.