There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy

... Being A Feminist Means That You Believe In Civil Rights And Social Justice.

When I See The American Flag, I Go, 'oh My God, You're Insulting Me.'

You Just Did A Whole Read-through. The Lie That Brought Us Into War Was That Iraq Was A Threat To Us. Well, Now It Is A Threat. Now It Is A Terrorist Hotbed. The Fiction Is Now Reality. And Now We Have To Deal With It. It Was An Attempt At A Corporate Takeover. This Was About Oil. It Wasn't About Human Rights. It's Not About Human Rights.

Men Are Allowed To Age. Men Are Allowed To Gain Weight. Men Are Allowed To Be Quirky Looking.

Like I Said, I'm Just Grateful When Anyone Offers Me A Job. It's Like, "okay. I'll Do It." Fbi Agent Is One, Too, When You Get Older. When You're Kind Of An Older Lady Hard-ass, Fbi Tends To Happen. It's Just Because I'd Like To Work Rather Than Not Work, So I'm Just Happy If Somebody Wants Me To Do Anything.