There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy

I Would Say That, Unfortunately, The Word Liberal Has Been Redefined Over The Last 30 Years As If It Is A Bad Thing. But Liberalism Is A Great American Philosophy. Being A Liberal Is One Of The Best Things You Can Be. I Don't Think They Get A Fair Shake At All In The Conservative Mainstream Media. So Maybe There's Some Intimidation There.

When Pat Buchanan Came Out Against The Beijing Women's Conference And There Were Women Standing Next To Him, Smiling And Laughing When He Was Making Fun Of It, I Was So Embarrassed. I Don't Mind When The More Liberal Or Moderate Republican Women Talk About Smaller Government Or Money Issues And Things Of That Nature. But When I See A Conservative Republican Woman In Line With The Christian Right Or Coming Out Against Abortion And Day-care Issues And For Taking Away Womens' Aid, I See A Self-hating, Unenlightened Woman, Like A Self-hating Jew. That Blows My Mind. I Don't Get It At All.

He Said That Faith Is Like A Glass Of Water. When You're Young, The Glass Is Small, And It's Easy To Fill Up. But The Older You Get, The Bigger The Glass Gets, And The Same Amount Of Liquid Doesn't Fill It Anymore. Periodically, The Glass Has To Be Refilled.

Many People Feel That Mass Acceptance And Smooth Socialization Are Desirable Life Paths For A Young Adult… Many People Are Often Wrong… Don’t Bother Being Nice. Being Popular And Well Liked Is Not In Your Best Interest. Let Me Be More Clear; If You Behave In A Manner Pleasing To Most, Then You Are Probably Doing Something Wrong. The Masses Have Never Been Arbiters Of The Sublime, And They Often Fail To Recognize The Truly Great Individual. Taking Into Account The Public’s Regrettable Lack Of Taste, It Is Incumbent Upon You Not To Fit In.

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.