I Was Told To Stay Away From

Baseball Is Like Driving, It's The One Who Gets Home Safely That Counts.

I Didn't Even Graduate From High School. I've Never Told Anybody That Before. I Got My Degree Later, When I Was In The Army.

I Walk Into The Clubhouse Today And It's Like Walking Into The Mayo Clinic. We Have Four Doctors, Three Therapists And Five Trainers. Back When I Broke In, We Had One Trainer Who Carried A Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol, And By The 7th Inning He'd Already Drunk It.

You Can Have The Best Team In Baseball, And If Nobody Goes Through The Turnstiles, You've Got To Shut The Doors Down.

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?