I Was Told To Stay Away From

Caltech Honored Me -- They Named An Asteroid After Me. There's Only Two Of Them Up There With Names. One Of Them Is Walter Cronkite. The Other Is Tommy Lasorda.

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

I Was Glad To See Italy Win. All The Guys On The Team Were Italians.

My Theory Of Hitting Was Just To Watch The Ball As It Came In And Hit It.