I Was Glad To See Italy Win.

There Are Parents Out There Screaming As If Their Kid Is Going To Be In The Big Leagues Someday. C'mon. I Chew Them Out If I See That. Maybe They've Got Their Own Idea How To Do Things, But It's Wrong. Just Be With The Kids. Let 'em Make Errors. Give Them All A Chance. It's Not About Winning. It's Spirit, Togetherness.

All Last Year We Tried To Teach Him (fernando Valenzuela) English, And The Only Word He Learned Was Million.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils