I Was Such A Dork. I Was

I've Always Just Gone With The Best Role, And I Don't Care If It's In Theater, Film Or Television.

I Don't Consider Myself A Goody-goody, But I Like To Be Perceived As Classy.

I Was A Full Foot Taller Than Any Child My Age.

Right Now One In Three Teenagers Meets The Medical Criteria For Addiction, Which Is Scary. I'm So Driven Because When I Walked Into Rehab, I Was Like, "am I Still Drunk? Did The Guys Give Me The Wrong Address? Am I At A Summer Camp?" And It Kills Them. Deaths Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol Have Overtaken All Other Emergency-room Deaths.

I'd So Much Rather People Think I Was Funny Than Pretty.