I Was Such A Dork. I Was

My Way Was Not To Be The Petite, Gorgeous, Little Cheerleader. My Way Of Getting By Was Making People Laugh.

May I Say, If You Were Suddenly Put Into A Woman's Body, Wouldn't You Be Slightly Interested In Your Breasts, And Why People Look At Certain Parts Of You, And Why Certain Parts Move Like They Do?

In Some Roles I Have To Wear Fur, And I Always Make Sure It's Fake, Like In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux Fur Is Great Because It Shows People That Faux Can Look Fabulous.

I'm A Strong Person, But I'd Never Resort To Violence.

When You're That Tall, People Talk About It All The Time.