I Was Such A Dork. I Was

I Was Voted Biggest Ham And Likeliest To Become A Celebrity.

I Was Born In Washington, D.c., And I Was Raised In Milwaukee.

I Was A Full Foot Taller Than Any Child My Age.

It's A Very Lonely Place, Being An Addict.

My Way Was Not To Be The Petite, Gorgeous, Little Cheerleader. My Way Of Getting By Was Making People Laugh.