I've Always Just Gone With The Best

I Was Such A Dork. I Was Too Big. I Was Really Gangly.

In Some Roles I Have To Wear Fur, And I Always Make Sure It's Fake, Like In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux Fur Is Great Because It Shows People That Faux Can Look Fabulous.

I Think Janeane Garofalo Is Incredibly Funny, And I Love Dennis Miller.

I Was Voted Biggest Ham And Likeliest To Become A Celebrity.

I Like People-watching And Fading Into Crowds.