I Was A Full Foot Taller Than

I Was Voted Biggest Ham And Likeliest To Become A Celebrity.

May I Say, If You Were Suddenly Put Into A Woman's Body, Wouldn't You Be Slightly Interested In Your Breasts, And Why People Look At Certain Parts Of You, And Why Certain Parts Move Like They Do?

I Think Janeane Garofalo Is Incredibly Funny, And I Love Dennis Miller.

In Some Roles I Have To Wear Fur, And I Always Make Sure It's Fake, Like In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux Fur Is Great Because It Shows People That Faux Can Look Fabulous.

I Am, Uh ... A 6 Foot Tall Woman, I Feel Like I'm A Healthy Size, I'm Not Anorexic; And I Feel That People Who Aren't Anorexic Are Punished ... For Not Being Anorexic.