I Was So Keen To Become A

In My Local Newspaper, They Had This Advert: 'please Look After Your Neighbours In The Cold Weather'. I Live Next Door To This 84-year-old Woman, And Do You Know, Not Once Has She Come Round To See If I'm All Right. The Lazy Cow Hasn't Even Taken Her Milk In For A Fortnight.

Make Lots Of Money. Enjoy The Work. Operate Within The Law. Choose Any Two Of Three

Well, I Don't Ever Get Excited. I Haven't Been Excited Since I Got A Chopper Bicycle When I Was About 12. Once You Get Older You Realise There's Always A Catch To Everything. So When I Get, Say, A Commission To Make A Tv Show, The Catch Is That You Have To Deliver Something And Then The Sense Of Responsibility Overwhelms The Joy Of The Occasion.

I Really Like Rustic Mediterranean Cooking. And I Like Trying Out Curry Takeaways.

I'm Not Really Part Of Any Group Or Clique Or Gang Because That's Always Been My Nature.