I Spent The First 25 Years Of

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

Depression Is Something That Has Always Figured In My Life But Now I'm Dealing With It. I Wish I'd Done This Years Ago Because It's Been Really Helpful.

I'm Not Really Part Of Any Group Or Clique Or Gang Because That's Always Been My Nature.

I Was So Keen To Become A Comedian That Actually Doing The Comedy Itself Almost Came Second.

In My Local Newspaper, They Had This Advert: 'please Look After Your Neighbours In The Cold Weather'. I Live Next Door To This 84-year-old Woman, And Do You Know, Not Once Has She Come Round To See If I'm All Right. The Lazy Cow Hasn't Even Taken Her Milk In For A Fortnight.